JOE ‘CHUY’ CHORIZO
Actor / Executive Producer
chuy@chorizobrothers.tv
C.661.574.5458
 

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BORN:1969, Ya thats right, 69…. HeheABITITIES: Director,HEIGHT: 6’2′WEIGHT: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I’m f**king fat. I need to loose some f**king weight. I’m big f**king boned. Get over it already.

SIGN: F**king Capricorn

DIRECTOR OF OVER FIVE HUNDRED ADULT MOVIES, DIRECTOR HALL OF FAME, ONE OF THE CREATORS OF ZOO PORN, WHO IS CHUY CHORIZO?

I’m the bottle half empty, but not yet full, the glass you can see through, the sun burns through and creates the rays that enlighten the darkness that surrounds our world. I am the love that looks for passion. I am the blood that flows to you heart. I uh, I uh, I uh, I uh, I’m like the guy that accidentally puts his c**k in your ass. I’m the guy that accidentally cums in your mouth. I am the guy who f**ks your sister, puts it on video tape and sells it for $69.95, ($25 wholesale). But if you meet me at Saugus Swap Meet on a Sunday, you can buy three tapes for $10. Yes, I am that guy.

 

PEDRO ‘CHONG’ CHORIZO
Actor / Executive Producer
chong@chorizobrothers.tv
C.661.361.3153
 

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BORN:1975, So I am young, but I still know shit.ABITITIES: Doggie style, producer, actor, director, pool guy, landscaper, boom operator, nipple icer, lotion boy, cook, towel boy, nipple piercer, camera man, mechanic, cabana boy, bondage trainer, S&M instructor, CPR, first aide, little league coach, A’s fan, and one time, and one time only… “fluffer”. (I was young and needed the money)HEIGHT: 5’9″WEIGHT: 120 ish ++++

SIGN: Scorpion

WHO IS CHONG CHORIZO?
Some people call me conceited, yeah. Some people call me arrogant, yeah. Some people call me a prick, okay. F**k the cock sucking douche bag spowie spitting, sperm burping, gutter sluts. Who the f**k do those sons of motherless whores think they are? They can all eat my sh*t and get seconds. They should all be dragged naked through the streets, put up for public display and shot… but who am I to criticize?